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Ponderizations of a Crazy Calvinist
Blagging for England from the persecuted church

Thursday, April 29, 2004
Waste not want not:

As I said,  I paid for my previous comments,  and in an effort to be different, and confuse y'all even more,  I have got both lots of comments on my blog.  Drunks please go away,  you won't cope!

The haloscan comments are the second comment link!

No comments on my double comments!
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Sounds almost Blonde...but...

Too Dumb For Words: It would have been much better for her to:  







"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

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Worried about my sanity!  

You  know, things happen in life,  that could basically happen to anyone on the planet,  yet you think, cos of a life-time of events.  Am I actually crazy after all?  (no opinons please!)

Such as,  I was thinking last night,   (The ticking of my brain is almost ever constant!)  how strange things happen in the state of half asleep half-awake time.  I remember a good three years ago,  perhaps, or getting on that way,  telling folks I kept waking up cos of the uncontrollable urge to laugh!  Well,  I passed it off as a  joke,  but since then its got more and more frequent.  And then I connected to  things in my brain that happen at somewhat regular intervals while sleeping.  As since the head event started to happen,  have been able to pin point the waking up laughing  exclusively to the same times.

And the fact, almost every night when in that half awake half asleep time, I hear voices almost every night now.  Though they're unclean and indistinct.  I don't hear a word they say,  its like an ever-constant whispering that I can't quite make out.  But that's also been somewhat scary simply cos of ghosts of the past.    Then,  a few weeks ago,  I saw a friend say,  who has a condition much like mine,  that she saw a three feet tall hedgehog on her balcony.  And she's never had a days mental illness in her life.  But she does have very physical things wrong with her brain now.  Same as moi!  And I finally felt vindicated,  with the advent of the hearing this whispering,  that I have never EVER been mentally ill.  But had these things going wrong and misfiring much the same as they do now,  without the outwards physical symptoms.  The whispering scares me,  cos I feel someone is close by,  but I feel vindicated by God.    But,  its also a fact,  simply cos of the x number of years with a label of "crazy"  I feel unable to tell anyone medically speaking of these new events to try and get the past diagnosis blotted out.  As the medical community by enlarge has such a closed mind.  And to tell someone I hear voices would I am sure bring every worst nightmare come true.    But also have plans not too far ahead to change to a Christian family doctor.  

Oh and in case Royal watcher and Royal intelligence are reading this...I ain't crazy...BUT I STILL AIN't RESPONSIBLE!

But another thing that happened none medical,  but did make me wonder if I was losing the plot.  I had a new computer a week or two ago,  And I could her this humming noise just now and then after first installing it.  And I thought at the time.  That sounds just like a wasp trapped in there.  Now would anyone have that thought and think it was rational?  Especially when  in the insect world,  wasps/bees are a terrorizing experience?  Anyhow,  I dismissed this,  but kept hearing it for days.  Then the weekend,  with no windows open at the time,  a giant, KILLER wasp appeared in my room,  from nowhere and did terrorize me for almost twelve hours on and off.  Finally getting his eternal desserts at about three thirty am that night.   And you know what?  Since the wasp appeared and is now dead,  my computer ain't hummed once?

If people tell you, in other words you are crazy for long enough,  you never will not think there is a maybe that its true.    And dozens of people who you love and respect can tell you you are not,   and know realistically they are right,  yet,  there's always room for doubt in your own heart as to if you are. 

Crazy? me?  I think not.   But things will always come up and happen,  that will cast doubt for me.  Even if not for anyone else around or about me.     Crazy is believing the lie.    The lie of swallowing, hook, line and sinker,  everything a doctor tells you as fact.  There are no doubt countless different times and circumstances they are spot on the mark and do very much good for people.  Crazy is believing everything,  and not questioning,  and  being too afraid to have an opinion or else they will think more crazy.


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Wednesday, April 28, 2004
After seeing this link on Jerry's Blog:

Blog tracking   I sure hope the British Royal Intelligence don't have a similar thing!!  I feel nearer towards incarceration in the Tower than previously now!  Yikes!



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"Hello World!"


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4/28/2004 10:47:00 am :: ::

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E-Bayers Beware!  Guard your personal info!

13-Year-Old Spends $2 Million On Ebay

ROGERS, Ohio - A 13-year-old boy spent about $2 million from a school computer buying a helicopter, a jet and other items over the Internet using a password belonging to a friend's mother, authorities said. The woman discovered the purchases the day the helicopter's owner called and asked how she intended to pay for the aircraft. She is having the purchases canceled. The $1.1 million helicopter is a used military model. The boy has not made it clear what he intended to do with his purchases.

Beth, now didn't I say becoming hooked on e-bay could be a bad thing, huh?  But I'm sure you're more careful who does and doesn't have your password.  E-Mail it with me, gel!  You know I'm almost your best friend,  and  would never, ever land you in it!!

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4/28/2004 10:38:00 am :: ::

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I hate sin,  particularly my own.

Well,  any females who read this blog  may relate on some level.  (sorry guys)  but don't you hate it,  when huge mountains seem to have been moved and herculean efforts that could only be powered by God,  and  it was a blessing to all parties,  and then the dreaded PMS hits,   and you seem to drown in your own moodiness, irritability and general bad temperedness.     Particuarly,  when the specific relationship is the only one at that time,  that brings out those sinful qualities.  A careless word or action by the other person,  and you feel the hurts over many years  being re-inforced yet again,  and feel yourself drowining in grief and  pain  from the long distant past,  and  knowing the person is part of the equation,  if not directly,  you find all the above emotions on full display and as much as you try to reign it in,  you feel yourself failing dismally.  and  even while being irritable,  you know  that the  past good weeks in trying to repair what seemed irripairable,  is suffering some causalty cos of the present.

And I'm not saying PMS is a catchall excuse for sin.  Not at all.  I just hate the way at this time,  I at least seem prone to more sin of the above kind.

15I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do. 16And if I do what I do not want to do, I agree that the law is good. 17As it is, it is no longer I myself who do it, but it is sin living in me. 18I know that nothing good lives in me, that is, in my sinful nature.[3] For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. 19For what I do is not the good I want to do; no, the evil I do not want to do--this I keep on doing. 20Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it.
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I love slow people.            



Reason:  They're the reason I can feel a genius!

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
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Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Answer to the dog in  the Woods ponderization.

Original Question:

How far can a dog run into the woods?



Answer:

Halfway, any farther and he would be running out.

Tis logical!  (supertramp used to sing about that!

Or as my ole Friend Sherlock would say,  Elementary! 

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Question:
How far can a dog run into the woods?

(tisn't a joke.  Tis just logic.  And some of us are a regular Dr Spock!)

(hopefully my faultless logic will be able to re-start "proving"  my Royal Conspiracy theories later,  etc, etc.. I just know the Queen along with everyone else is waiting  on the edge of her throne for this expose!   not!)

But for now,  I'm off to take over the Asylum!









 
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4/27/2004 10:41:00 am :: ::

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How Old is your Inner child?

I took the quiz and this is the results.  It was better than moi expected!  I'm almost impressed with meself!  (almost!)

Take the test yourself:

My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I'm off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don't understand.

How old is your inner child? By Quizzilla


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Monday, April 26, 2004

A Clinton Quote:

We are Collective!

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton

That should probably say President(s) Borg


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4/26/2004 11:49:00 pm :: ::

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Comments!

I'm thinking of switching to at least trying the comments Jerry uses,  Halo, cos there's been problems with these from enetation for over a week.  And believe it or not,  this is a paid for comments service!!  (sheesh!)

So,  just a pre-warning,  that no ones comments are being deliberately deleted.  I just want a service which works!

And to answer Bro John's comments seeing as that's another one that's gone pear shaped and I at least can't access it at the site: and don't know if anyone else can,  his comment to my genious puzzler: (recieved by mail)


Author Name: brother john




Comment: let me guess... hiccups?

My reply: 

Author Name: Crazy Calvinist of Course!


Comment: well done Bro John!


 


The man who entered the bar had the hiccups: The man


 entered the bar with the hiccups, and asked for a drink of


 water in an attempt to get rid of them. The bartender,


 noticing that the man had the hiccups, decided to scare


 the man (in order to help cure the man\'s hiccups), and did


 so by pulling a gun on him. Once the man got scared and


 then regained his senses, he no longer needed the water,


 since he no longer had the hiccups. The man then thanked


 the bartender for his help and left the bar


 


 

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4/26/2004 07:49:00 pm :: ::

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This is how NOT to house-train your puppy!  But still....Awwwwwwwwwwww

I hope the owner had an extended Warranty!

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Genius puzzler for this Day!  (okay well with a brain like mine it could take a year to find another one!!)

 A bartender watches a man as he enters his bar. The man
  comes up to the bartender and asks for a drink of water.
  Instead of giving the man a drink of water, the bartender
  pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man replies
  "Thank you." and exits the bar with a satisfied look on his
  face. The bartender, also with a satisfied look, puts his gun
  away and returns to work, as if nothing unusual has
  happened. Why did the man enter the bar in the first place?

Answers on a post-card please!  Or any other method if you really feel inclined!
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Sunday, April 25, 2004
Free Grace not Free Will.
WCF Chapter Three.




III.  By the decree of God, for the manifestation of his glory, some men and angels[6] are predestinated unto everlasting life; and others foreordained to everlasting death.[7]



6.  I Tim 5:21; Jude 1:6; Matt. 25:31, 41
7.  Eph. 1:5-6; Rom. 9:22-23; Prov. 16:4



IV.  These angels and men, thus predestinated, and foreordained, are particularly and unchangeably designed, and their number so certain and definite, that it cannot be either increased or diminished.[8]



8.  John 10:14-16, 27-28; 13:18; 17:2, 6,  9-12; II Tim. 2:19



V.  Those of mankind that are predestinated unto life, God, before the foundation of the world was laid, according to his eternal and immutable purpose, and the secret counsel and good pleasure of his will, hath chosen, in Christ, unto everlasting glory,[9] out of his mere free grace and love, without any foresight of faith, or good works, or perseverance in either of them, or any other thing in the creature, as conditions, or causes moving him thereunto;[10] and all to the praise of his glorious grace.[12]



9.  Eph. 1:4, 9, 11; Rom. 8:28-30;  II Tim. 1:9; I Thess. 5:9
10. Rom. 9:11, 13, 15-16; see Eph. 1:5, 9, 11; 2:8-9
11. Eph. 1:6, 12

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