Ponderizations of a Crazy Calvinist

Saturday, October 30, 2004

SING ALONG--ONLY HAPPY FOLKS HERE!!!

Is it not all all one,
to do a great deal of good in
a little time,
or to do a little good
in a great deal of time?
To do a great deal in a little
time is the more comfortable.
A man's life may be reckoned
according to his service,
not according to how many years he lives."

Jeremiah Burroughs

Anyone who remembers the links I posted in blag# to watch the Vdo of Bush and Kerry singing a parody of "This Land" can now sing along with it! Louder please........I can't quite hear ya's!!

Bush: This land is your land
This land is my land
I'm a Texas Tiger
You're a Liberal wiener,
I'm a great crusader,
You're a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me
Kerry: This land is your land
(pointing to the trailer trash)
This land is my land
(pointing to the green grass)
I'm an intellectual
You're a stupid dumbass
I'm a PURPLE HEART WINNER.
And yes, it's true I won it thrice
(blows up waving people)
This land will surely vote for me
Bush: You have more waffles
than a House of Pancakes
(pointing to a Waffle house)
You offer flip flops,
I offer tax breaks.
You're a UN pussy
(where pussy means wimp, baby, sissy,)
And yes, it's true that I KICK ASS! HA!
This land will surely vote for me.
Kerry: You can't say NUCLEAR,
That really scares me
(for the deaf, Bush pronounces
it incorrectly as nuCUlar)
Sometimes a brain
can Come in quite handy
But it's not going to help you
BECAUSE I WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS
This land will surely vote for me
Bush: You're a liberal sissy
Kerry:you're a right-wing nut job
Bush: You're a pinko commie
Kerry:You're as dumb as a door knob
Bush: You got that Botox.
Kerry:But I still won three purple hearts
Together;This land will surely vote for me
Kerry:You're dumb as a door knob.
BUT I STILL WON THREE PURPLE HEARTS
Indian (speaks, not sings):
This was my land (in serious Indian tone)
Crowd sings:But now it's our land!
Arnie: From CAL-e-for-n-ee-a
Clinton: To the New York... slap!
hey, what'd I do?
This land belongs to you and me END
Bush: Oh, and Dick Cheney too
(in a hushed tone out of the round hole)
as if he forgot to include Dick Cheney).

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Friday, October 29, 2004

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Dorothy Bernard

Well, I always say I would never tell anyone to do anything I woulod never
do myself, and from the little I know about both Prez Bush and Sen. Kerry,
the bothed are no heroes:!
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Maybe
Kerry is in actual fact an Alien?
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HOWEVER!!!
To Hear Sen.
Kerry Sing about his purple heart click the play button on the console below:

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Thursday, October 28, 2004

Be Gentle AND careful now!! I damage easily!

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.

Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

If you had one word...
Sum up your opinion or impression of me in one word, leave it as a comment in this posting, and then post this sentence in your own journal/blog.
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10/28/2004 01:33:00 pm :: ::

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All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go!

Life does not cease to be funny
when people die any more
than it ceases to be serious
when people laugh."

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Well, you've heard of the saying, "dressed up
like a dog's dinner" but that rabbit could make a nice pot roast!
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Sunday, October 24, 2004

Quotes of the Day.
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright
"I am a man, I am a human being!" John Merick--The Elephant Man
"The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity." George Bernard Shaw.
"Doctors don't know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in spirit." William Saroyan

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I am NOT endorsing euthanisia

Your body lies without a twitch-can't move
Feeling gone, nothing to say or do
Still alive but you can't think or see
You're looking like a vegetable to me

(chorus)

The darkness lives forever
Within your mind
Time rolls by and you never paid the cost
Without your mind your body-it's lost
Should we help to keep you alive?
Now's the time to help you
DIE!!!

(chorus)

The darkness lives forever
Within your mind
No dreams, no thoughts it's only
Endless time
Brain dead
Brain dead
Brain deadsolo-

"Mercy Killing" or whatever fancy name they give it these days....But as someone whose body is giving out more and more and for the last several hours can't even remember how old she is or what year she was borned to work it out, and a whole lot more besides, certainly relate to the feeling of brain dead.
From George Elliot's Daniel Deronda

"it is not true to say that I have changed. Things have changed in spite of me. I am still the same Leonora' - she pointed with her forefinger to her breast - 'here within me is the same desire, the same will, the same choice, but' - she spread out her hands, palm upwards, on each side of her, as she paused with a bitter compression of her lip, then let her voice fall into muffled, rapid utterance - 'events come upon us like evil enchantments: and thoughts, feelings, apparitions in the darkness are events - are they not? I don't consent. We only consent to what we love. I obey something tyrannic' - she spread out her hands again - 'I am forced to be withered, to feel pain, to be dying slowly. Do I love that?"

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