Top 10 Stupid Quotes

And see? easter is a con. Someone already stoled the easter bunny!! And looks like they fed it steroids first!!

On with the quotes!

"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday...."



I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.



S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand


If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

The NHS regret to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.




Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn.


i swear to drunk im not God
Before giving a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough to spare.




"A day without sunshine is like night."

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced eachother
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

Despite the levity of this post, I'm struggling quite badly at present. Theres alot going on in my body, mind and soul. Anyone who feels inclined to pray, it would be appreciated. while the rest of the world sits in merriment to a greater or smaller degree, I sit alone, and try to make sense of things I don't understand. And in some cases feel made a sport of, and mocked. Its hard to be so afflicted and alone and uncared for. Its hard to know that in some cases, you HAVE been mocked without question. Its hard to know that in other cases, I shot myself in the foot, and theres no way back. To think I could have another 10 or 15 years of this, is unutterably hard. My soul feels heavy with that thought. |