Saturday, September 11, 2004
Well, I don't drink!! Dat's the Truth. God gave me a natural dislike for the taste, and if I had have liked it, would more than like be dead now, seeing as my affliction affects my liver!!But, for all my beer-liking or wine drinking friends. (You knows whose you are!!!) BEWARE!!
Signs You've had enough to drink
| - You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. - Job interfering with your drinking. - Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. - The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. - Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. - Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! - You can focus better with one eye closed. - The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. - You fall off the floor... - Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! - At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh. - Your idea of cutting back is less salt. - The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in... - Don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass. |
