Some Mind Blowing Thoughts!

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who
said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you
say, talk in your sleep.
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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.....
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For people who like peace and quiet; a phoneless cord.
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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
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Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Don't be so open-minded, that your brains will fall out.
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If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"...till you can find a
rock.
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Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
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Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
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Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

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